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May 4, 2016 By Steve Hogg 1 Comment

In honor of “Mother’s Day” CNN’s Robin Meade, host of “Morning Express With Robin Meade”, is asking viewers to submit the “priceless” things their mom says.  Some of the submissions are really funny.

One person recounted that when she was a child and threatened to run away, her mom would always say, “You have to leave the same way you came – naked and with nothing.”  That ended all talk of running away.

Another viewer said whenever she got upset about something, her mom would tell him to “build a bridge and get over it.”

One woman described taking her mom to the doctor for a follow-up visit for SCIATIC nerve pain.  When the doctor asked how she was doing, her mom’s response, “Well I’d be just fine if that PSYCHOTIC nerve would stop hurting!’

A man wrote that one of his mom’s favorite sayings was, “We’re off like a herd of turtles.”

A favorite saying of another man’s mom – “Your butt is grass and I’m the lawnmower.”

Take a minute and share with us below a favorite saying of your mom or a brief funny story.

Pastor Steve Hogg

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Filed Under: Family, Holidays Tagged With: Mom, Mother, Mother's Day

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  1. Sandra says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    If you cross the road and you get run over I am going to spank you!?

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